.

Oh.

Yes.

This button.

I’d push it.

Give me centipedes I say!

I’d push that button several times if needed.

There’s not quite like the feeling of centipedes crawling all over the body!

Centipedes, especially the larger ones like the Scolopendra gigantea, are natural masseuses with their heavy feet digging into every pressure point.

Oh, crawl on me, yes please crawl and scurry upon me for my muscles ache, knotted they are from a day’s worth of life’s stresses compiled upon the previous day’s and the previous year’s.

Several or more foot long centipedes scuttling up and down exploring my body looking for grubs and lesser insects to hunt and devour, their sharp feet digging in, puncturing my soft, virgin skin, would send me into a state of unbridled ecstasy that I’m not sure I would ever want to end until I die!

I can almost feel them crawling on me now as they grip to my pale, bare skin with a collective thousand legs with their chitin exoskeletons rattling quickly and rhythmically, sending soothing sweet vibrations down to my aching, but now relieved, bones while my muscles above enjoy the heavy beating of those delicious segmented bodies and the occasional vicious chomp from those elegant, powerful mandibles and I welcome the venom now because I know I am nothing but a vessel, a home, for centipedes of all shape and kind!

What have I left truly to fear when the centipedes have taken my body and turned what remains into a living embodied of the ultimate pleasure, so absolutely tickled am I, wriggling with excitement and delirious with blissful happiness, and with each passing of those large, aggressive centipedes, with each brawl, with each nest and egg laid upon form, I feel a warmth, or perhaps more accurately a chill, deep in my heart knowing that I am an integral part when it comes to the birthing of all the future generations of centipedes and though they do not even know it now, sleeping so soundly in their eggs as they are, I know that they will come to see me as their home, as they universe, because I have fully committed my life to being a waking, walking human centipede terrarium for all days!

*[Source](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/bbpzqo/there_is_a_large_red_button_conspicuously_placed/ekks1cn/?context=3)*

*Bonus: This pasta even follows the Fibonacci sequence.*