It was a regular day for Perry the Platypus. He was on his way to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated on suspicions of Doofenshmirtz plan to turn every water source in the Tri-State-Area into a massive egg yolk.

Perry the Platypus disembarked from his jet pack and landed on the balcony of the building. The semi aquatic mammal wandered into the main room of Doofinshmertz layer, only to find no Doofinshmertz, no inator, no furniture even.

Perry made his way to the bedroom, only to find Doofinshmertz, pleasuring himself.”Ahh! Perry the Platypus” yelped Doofinsmertz, in surprise. “Gnnaaawww” replied the Platypus. Perry the Platypus approached the doctor, and nuzzled his massive, 18 meter long phallus. “Oh, Perry the Platypus, well, if you insist” remarked Dr. Doofinshmertz.

Perry the Platypus has presented his rectum to the Doctor. Doofinshmertz proceeded to insert his phallus into the Platypus’s rectum. “Gnnn-gnnaaaw” moaned Perry the Platypus.

Doofinshmertz maneuvered his 18 meter willie into the platypuses Bowles, through the large intestine, throuagh the small intestine, up the trachea, and into and out of the Perry the Platypus’s bill. Perry the Platypus perished the moment Doofinshmertz’s long Johnson had exited his bill.