I hope you outlive each and every one of your children. You are essentially a waste of human space. Then only thing that is even possibly giving a semblance of use or realism would be your smegma. Literally the most disgusting thing from every other human male in the world is the best thing that can come out of your botched immune/ excretory system. At a point like this, you are hardly a person. I personally think that your body should be preserved in a vat of your own smegma to show what a true waste of human flesh would be. In hundreds of thousands of years, everyone’s bodies would have rotted away, but only one thing from this millennium would show, and that would be your greasy, tub of lard you call your body preserved in a pickle brine of smegma. I think that as a group of people compared to you, you are so outlandishly different, you shouldn’t even be called by a name, instead go by the alias of your most notable feature. ***Smegma Man***