I hate Among Us
Everyone keeps talking about it. I don’t understand why.
“Have you played Among Us?”
“Oh my god, have you? You should check out the subreddit.”
“What do you mean what does that mean? It means the subreddit for Among Us.”
“Why are people so obsessed with this stupid thing?”
I am sick of hearing about Among Us. I just want to be left alone.
“You can’t ignore it. Everyone is talking about it.”
“No one asked you.”
***
I hate Among Us
The only way to survive in Among Us is to know everything
My friends tell me that Among Us is great but i think they’re wrong. They’ve never actually played Among Us themselves. All they do is talk about it.
They say things like “If you want to win at Among Us then you need to keep your mouth shut” or “There’s no such thing as luck in Among Us. It’s all down to who knows more than everyone else”. But if that were true wouldn’t the winners always be the ones who knew less?
They say “the goal of Among Us is not to kill each other but to survive together” which makes absolutely no sense to me because when we play the game we end up killing each other anyway.
Some of my friends even go as far as saying that Among Us is “better than Mafia” which is insane. Why would anyone ever want to play something worse than Mafia?
Among Us should just die. I absolutely hate that it is everywhere.
It is everywhere
I hate it
I’m sick of seeing ads for Among Us everywhere. On TV, on billboards, on buses…everywhere.
One time I saw an ad for Among Us while watching TV and I got really angry because I couldn’t remember the last time I had seen an ad for anything good.
And another time I was playing Fortnite and someone started talking about how cool it was that there was a new game called Among Us. I didn’t even know what that meant until later when I heard them mention that it was some sort of social deduction game. So I told the kid to go to hell and proceeded to wreck his shit in Fortnite and teabagged him. I even got Steve Jobs to report his ass. Bottom line: Nothing good comes from Among Us.
In fact, I’d rather just stay home and watch movies than ever play Among Us again. I already know how it ends.
I hate Among Us.
It is everywhere
I hate it
Among Us is a terrible game. There are so many problems with it. For example, there is too much information given out during gameplay. Every player has access to everyones private info, which can lead to arguments.
Also, the game relies heavily on luck, and luck isn’t very fun. Finally, the game doesn’t really teach you any lessons. After playing Among Us you won’t learn anything about yourself except that you suck at games.
The worst part of it all though is that the developers thought that making the game available for free would make it popular. This is probably because they wanted to get rich quick. They obviously don’t understand that making money off of something isn’t enough. People have to enjoy what they buy. Otherwise it’s worthless.
I can’t believe these guys thought that giving away their product would increase its value. It’s almost as bad as those people who give away their products for free. If you want to succeed as a businessperson, you have to sell people on the idea that they will get something valuable in return. That’s why you can’t rely solely on advertising. Instead, you need to convince customers to pay for your stuff. Otherwise they’ll just pirate it.
This is why I hate Among Us. It’s a scam. A con. It’s nothing but a rip-off.
I hate Among Us.
It is everywhere
I hate it
Among Us is a horrible game. It’s so boring!
Every single round takes forever to finish and I always end up getting killed. It’s like my life is being wasted away. I wish I could quit this stupid game.
At first, I thought that among us would be the same as mafia but with different rules. But that’s not the case at all. It turns out that the game is quite complex and involves a lot of strategy. But I don’t have any interest in that kind of stuff. I just want to have some fun.
And what’s with the whole “dying” thing? I get that it’s supposed to represent death. But you can’t have fun when you’re dead. Life is about living. About enjoying every moment. And that’s impossible if you’re dead.
Honestly, I’m not sure if I want to play this game anymore. Maybe I should start playing something else instead.
I hate Among Us.
It is everywhere
I hate it
I hate Among Us. I hate it so much! It’s so boring and complicated and I just can’t stand it.
I want to quit this stupid game right now.
I hate it
I hate it
I hate Among Us. I hate it.
Everywhere I go I see it. My girlfriend wears Among Us underwear. I had to break up with her.
Her name was Sarah and she was a nice girl. We met through Discord. She was beautiful and smart and funny and caring. We talked about our lives and laughed together.
But then she introduced me to Among Us. I quickly realized that it wasn’t real life. It was a fake world where everyone pretended to be something they weren’t.
Sarah told me that if I wanted to play along then I had to keep quiet and play the game. So I did. I played Along. She told me to stop talking about Mafia. So I stopped.
She told me that I wasn’t allowed to ask questions. So I didn’t. I just let her tell me what to do.
Then she said that I had to betray her. I did. I betrayed her. Then she got mad we had a fight, then I learnt about her Among Us panties.
Not only that, the Discord server me and Sarah met at started talking about Among Us. Every. Single. Channel. IT’S ALL AMONG US. I can’t have shit in life without Among Us, it is ruining my life.
I hate Among Us.
It is everywhere
I hate it
I hate Among Us
I want to stop playing Among Us. I want to stop thinking about it. I want to stop seeing it everywhere. I want to stop hearing about it all the time.
I want to stop hating Among Us.
But I can’t.
Because everyone else loves it.
***
So here I am, at a bridge overlooking a rocky cliffside. I really am about to take my life because of some game.
How pathetic is that?
I should never have come into contact with Among Us. But I did, and now look at me. I’m going to jump. I don’t care anymore.
I hope you guys find this note. It’s mostly likely that I won’t make it back alive. But I wanted to leave this behind for you.
Just know that this was all your fault. You led me to do all of this.
I hate Among Us.
I hate it
Fuck you Innersloth, Fuck you Among Us