This isn’t even a real human. It’s an automaton; an AI programed to observe internet culture and, from its observations, provide the most obnoxious replications of what it thinks the average internet-user acts like. I like the fact that the AI detected that the modern woman on Twitter can’t say a full sentance without having to cut the camera to compose her self because of the poverty of her vocabulary. I also like the ‘using phone in the car instead, of looking at the road’ touch. A part of me thinks that this AI was developed to create ‘anti woman’s rights’ sentiment among the population. It’s accurate, and did its job perfectly. And I want to dismantle this AI using heavy machinery.