I’d fucking love weepinbell I’d fuck the shit out of a weepinbell if it were real holy fuck I shove my cock inside it’s mouth and let it drool till I die of the poison holy shit I’d let it plant seeds inside me and I’ll wait for that shit to grow until the roots reach mouth and I’m growing a dam tree I’d fuck that weepinbell till 90% of its mass is my damn fluids holy shit I go full throttle on that bitch thill it start crying then I’ll go even more My only wish is that the weepinbell can suck my ass and fuck me like I would do it holy fuck just thinking about is making me cum shit fuck shit my parents see fuck fuck weepinbell got the hole damn rim and give me the best cum I’d ever had fuck If only Pokémon were real I’ll fuck that weepinbell until I break that shits mouth if it faints I’ll keep going day and night ever year pushing me forward holy fuck imma have extras just in case I go in in y’know ape shit like yeah yeah if that damn plant got the damn home in I’ll just get the extras them begin that shit again like it’s a conveyer belt holy shit fuck shit If one of them be that really small one I’d shove that shit you my ass and keep em there until there ready for the throttle if one of them evolves they either going to the furnace or the breeder y’all already know yeah see shit like I’ll vore analvore and fuck that damn plant until I or it can’t move and I will always move no matter what I have 15 weepinbell seeds up my ass and they’re being water and nurtured as we speak when them shots grow I’ll finally find true happiness when all them stems and roots go into every crevasse and part of my whole body I’d cum out of my ass if that shot happens that is what I call the perfect death But even in death I’ll still be fucking and growing yeah see I got the machine and bondage set up for this whole entire operation to last a couple of years y’know damn if only dam if only