So picture this… there I was, a young guy with a buddy partying down in Miami on a trip. As most financially savvy young men do, rather than eat out and spend tons of money on our trip that we could otherwise spend on booze, we went to the grocery store and got everything we needed to eat for the following few days for next to nothing when compared to eating at restaurants for every meal. This included everything to make sandwiches, which included mayo. Well things are going great and we are having an awesome time. Fast forward to a couple nights later when he and I met this gorgeous gal at the bar who was ready to party. We have an awesome evening and end up going back to our hotel as she wanted to have the devil’s three way. Let me tell you things were going great and this girl was absolutely awesome! So we are well into doing the deed and had just switched positions when I see my buddy get up and walk over to where we had all the food. I kid you not, I’m doing my thing but watching what he’s doing and thinking “is this dude really making a sandwich right now?!?!” Well it turns out he wasn’t making a sandwich. My man opened the mayo and put a HUGE glob of it right on his manhood. The girl has no idea what’s going on and for me it’s like a train wreck, I couldn’t figure it out but I couldn’t look away. So my man walks over and proceeds to give this girl a mouthful of his mayo covered manhood. The next thing that happens is she starts to gag, lurches up spitting it all over the floor, now with tears running down her cheeks and starts screaming at him “I don’t like mayonnaise!” Over and over as she grabs her things and leaves. That was the end of what should have been an amazing night. I cannot even smell mayo now without going back to that ruined moment, and that is why I hate mayo!