Are you fucking kidding me with this? Maybe I’m just a little too hyped on this coffee I’ve begun to drink but…

I consider myself a bit of a parody snob (no it’s not in my top 10 lists of things that define me but I’m really picky about what I give out praise to) and this is fucking genius. It all fits so perfectly and every little bit makes sense and feels like it belongs. It throws back to OP’s story about the heat of the day. It captures OP’s frustration with the tastefully inserted “fucking” (which by the way is usually just fluff for a couple extra syllables). And speaking of syllables it’s near fucking perfect and any slight imperfection may have just been my unimaginative reading.

I’ll remember you Oolonger. You better not turn out to be a murderer or rapist because I’ve already put you on the pedestal as one of my heroes.