So let’s see if the double standard is alive and well today huh?

Guide on how to be American:

School? I think you mean shooting range.

Street? I think you mean shooting range.

House? Oh, you mean shooting range.

Higher knife crime than somewhere like Britain as well, but SHHHHHH, they don’t need to know that.

Land of the free, yet built on the backs of slaves and discrimination against natives, from British colonial efforts no less.

Oil.

Swearing in fat abrasive turds that starts insurrections in your own country as your elected leader who also makes a point of pissing off key allies across the world.

Forcing out of date laws (laws relating to Abortion etc.) on people based on Religious or moral beliefs that have zero basis in scientific fact.

And above all else, shit on every country you can, and get pissy when these hypocrisies are talked about.

I’m ready for my downvotes and aggy replies now.