Bro ngl if you were at a bowling alley you’d probably be hanging out with that other fucker i talked to who’s head was so thick that the bowling ball bounced off of it and he was unscathed, the shockwave from that bowling ball would probably break all of your bones because of how fucking fragile you are. Then the shards of your broken bones would fly over the gross pizza counter that all the fucking bowling alleys have, and they would land on the fucking pizzas making them no longer boneless, and anybody who ate that pizza would have iron deficiency afterwards due to your astronomical lack of understanding of irony you fucking stain on the glorious SOCIETY we indeed live in.