So basically my little brother played baseball now he isn’t even 8 yet so he doesn’t exactly get all the adult jokes. Well I wanted to congratulate the little man by giving him a high five for never getting an out. But his hands were full. So he resorted to using his head for high fives and shit. Well me being the dumbass I am, I go “hey little man gimme some head” and then my whole family, my mom, my sister, my grandfather all look at me as I realise what I’ve said, the unholy thing I’ve just said. Now I am no longer allowed to speak to my brother and have been put on a sex offender list for having a slip of the mind and mouth. Worst part is, I never got a high five