Okay so not long ago i posted about how i was going to order a bad dragon dildo and fleshlight, and i followed through. I chose the overnight delivery option, but just recently, i realized that was only the delivery after it was created, meaning that there is a longer wait than just overnight because i’m a dumbass. I had expected it today because my parents are out for today only, so this was my only chance. Now i realize that when it arrives they will be at home most likely, and if not, i’ll be away with them, and when we return they will see the package. Either way i’m fucked! Screw my hiding spot, if they see that package, they’ll want to know what I’m receiving in the mail. I’ve no way to hide it unless i get super fucking lucky and it comes up when they’re out again and i’m not, or coming home earlier than them. Pray for me friends. I’m gonna have to come out cuz of this and probably be grounded for life because of buying a sex toy. My parents are like fifty and don’t understand things like a millennial parent would. A millennial parent might just shake their head and go “well he is sixteen, it only makes sense.” When i got caught with porn they were so fucking mad! My dad can’t relate to me at all because he was a goodie two shoes when he was a teen. I have no respite from this. Send luck please i’m so screwed