Ban all porn. Now. Please. I need help. My dick is raw and I’m really into cake farts. What is wrong with me? I used to make my parents proud. Now I’m beating it to tentacles and 15 year old anime girls. Why, God? Why have you forsaken me? I just want to have vanilla, missionary sex with my wife but I can’t get it up for her anymore without thinking about being sodomized by a man in a gorilla suit. I’m too weak to admit that I need a therapist so just ban porn for everyone so I don’t have to come to terms with my own shame. It’s the only way.