Fuck you’ve talked me into it.

So. Back when I was in high school I was dating this girl and we’d drive to parking lots to make out. One time we went to this Chinese buffet parking lot and we started doing what one does in such a situation.

Anyway, She’d do this thing where she’d bite my tongue a little as we’d make out. I heard a car door open open and I thought it was one of our doors. I jerk away.

You know that little flap under your tongue? I don’t have that anymore