The tent was quiet this evening. All of the contestants of this season’s Great Reddit Bake Off had already left, as well as the crew and camera men.

u/Skooper_ and u/claytorENT had stayed behind this evening, like they often did. It was their after-show ritual, and everyone knew to clear the area after shooting was finished so they could commence.

Claytor began to disrobe, letting her pendulous breasts fall past her waist. They would swing when she walked, which Skooper found quITE sumptous. Claytor was wearing very tight black latex shoulder length gloves and boots, both of which where so thight that her thin skin muffined and draped over the latex. Skooper was wriggling with anticipation.

From a picnic basket by her feet, Claytor pulled two gallons of oil based lubricant and began to dump it on the floor, as well as all over her person, rubbing it into every crack and crevice as well as all over her long latex gloves.

At this point Skooper was nearly completely nude, wearing nothing but his soiled diaper, a large weighted anal plug inside him, and nipple clamps closed tightly around his long moist nipples.

As Claytor finished lubing herself up, she motioned for Skooper to lay himself on the lubed floor of the baking kingdom. Claytor ambled towards Skooper seeping body, as she did sew, she picked up a bowl of Creme Patissiere from wherever idk, and took a large greedy handful of the yummy stuff.

She kneltdt down next to Skooper, her one hand filled with tasty french creme, her other beginning to untape Skooper mildly soiled diap, a sticky film of poopoo+peepee coating Skooper bottom, as well as some dead flies and ants was releaved to Claytor, to which she shuddered in lustyness.

After the adult diaper was tossed away, the queen of baking started to slowly pull the enourmous butt plug out from inside Skooper.

Skooper groaned in creamy extacy as Claytor wiggled the massive plug that had been stored inside him all day. Finally, Claytor pulled the plug out completely, leaving Skooper gaping and empty, with a small amount of miscelanious anal juices flowing from him.

With her hand that was filled with the creme pat, she quicly thrusted her hand into Skooper, creme squelching and squirting everywhere. Skooper was shrilly scremeing in pure extacy. Claytor left her crememy hand in Skooper for just a moment, before pulling it out and then thrusting it in again, this time, going straight all the way to her shoulder, so that her body was completely flush to Skooper big flat ass.

Skooper was absolutley chuffed with this scenario, and he began to bong like big ben, while wrenching at his nipple clamps to gain more of that haute pleasure.

In doing so however, he accidentally became simply too chuffed and tore off both of his nipples. Both he and Claytor found this deeply erotic.

Claytor began to slam her arm all the way in and out of Skooper, like thomas the tank engine going for an anal joyride, Skooper nip blood squirting all over the kitchen.

As Claytor was rapidly destroying Skooper’s ass, he began to take many pirouettes that had just been lying around, and started to stuff and shove them into the also wide and gaping tip of his penis. A bit of blood started to spurt from his sad wormy penis, but that didnt stop him, he only went harder, as did Claytor.

She stood up and went to go grab one of te large wedding cakes the contestant u/_demetri_ had just finished hours prior, and brought it over to Skooper.

“Oi why goodness me you little bugger, you are just such a chuffed twat on this glorious english night, I must simply stuff this Demetri wedding cake into your bum!”, Claytor ejaculated.

piece by piece, Claytor ripped chunks of the cake off, and started to push them deep deep inside Skooper’s seemingly endless cavity.

Skooper was bonging again like big ben, with no stopping. Claytor only stopped shoving the dessert into her co-hosts bung when it began to seep out, and all the cake was gone.

Skooper was groaning with how much yummy cake was in his bummy.

Claytor then had a glorious idea, and whipped out fork ffrom underneath her left titty breast, and began to feast on the wedding cake (which was a victoria sponge with a passion fruit buttercream) that was leaking out of Skooper anals.

“MMMMMMMM SOOOO SCRUMPTIOUS IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF” Claytor shrieked as she ate increasingly more vivaciously from within her baking partner.

After she had eaten 3 buckets worth of ass cake, she decided she was finished, and took out a neat silken handkerchief from underneath her right breast, and daintily blotted around her mouth.

There were still about 3 more buckets worth of cake inside Skooper, to which Claytor knew, as did Skooper.

“would you like some nummies, bitch boi?” Claytor said to Skooper, who was barely hanging on.

“Yes please mummy” Skooper hissed.

Claytor then pulled Skooper up by the hair and forced him into a strange position. She had him lay on his back, with his feet and legs over his head, and Skooper knew what to do.

He started to shit the beautiful artisinal wedding cake onto and into his whole face and mouthe, yumming up all of the tasty butt cake, while Claytor bary started to shove all the whisks in the kitchen up inside her chasm (vagina).

They were both screaming and bonging so loudly, until they both camed in extacy all over the place, thick ropes of icing ozzing from their pores and shooting everywhere.

After they were complete, Claytor took the large anal plug, and easily tossed it into Skooper’s boy pussy (bussy) like a dart.

she taped up his bleeding nipple stumps as well as his penis, which still had pirouttes inside, and applied a fresh diapey to his bottom (still covered in flies and ants, and now cake) and led him to his usual cage hidden in the kitchen set.

“I love being uncensored with you Skooper. You’d think our live show has become WhitePeopleTwitter or something…” Claytor whispered somberly, putting her fellow cohost to sleep, when she heard a rattling sound.

Claytor ran out of the kitchen and peered into the tent. Demetri stood there, looking here and there.

“Oh, there you are Claytor. I came back to finish some details for tomorrow’s episode. Have you seen my cake?”