My dog is my best friend, so naturally I’ve tried his food to make sure he was getting the best experience. Actual dog food is pretty gross, but I’ve tried his treats and they’re pretty alright. I won’t go into details, but basically I have a lifetime supply of dog treats. So 1 or 2 treats once in a while turned into 1 or 2 treats a day. Whenever I get the munchies after a toke, I practically eat them anytime my dog eats them. I’ve chowed down entire boxes of we’re being honest. But I want to stop because first off, I don’t think it’s healthy. They make my stomach feel really… let’s just say I put on practically no weight. Secondly, my friends humiliate me. They treat me just like a dog. They’ll boss me around, and tell me to go run errands with my dog. I’ve tried standing up for myself, but they offer me some dog treats to get their way, and you know, I’m not gonna say no, so I usually end up doing whatever they want me to. The thing is, I’m becoming pretty dependent on the dog treats, to the point that anytime I come across any other food, I scarf an insane amount down. I took a long look at my life, and I realize all I do is hang out in the back of my friends van. I dropped out of high school. I don’t have a real job, I’ve been wearing the same clothes for what seems like forever, I look like a druggy, and most of my social experiences include being chased by lunatics all because I couldn’t say no to some dog treats. I’ve read that the first step towards fixing any problem is admitting it.