I sexually Identify as Pot of Greed. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of drawing into the hand being played on the field to draw 2 more cards and adding them to their hands. People say to me that a person being Pot of Greed is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a YuGiOh Card frame, Engrave the description and craft a 3D model of the artwork on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Magic Card” and respect my right to draw 2 more cards from my deck and add them to my hand. If you can’t accept me you’re a YuGiOhphobe and need to check your Magic Card privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.