Let me set the scene: 400kg man sitting shirtless in his Extra Support Computer chair sucking a redskin because his blood sugar is low, dick resting in his under-table fleshlight when a “script kiddie” appears in his server. Finally a chance to experience control over something in his life for the first time since he lost the ability to walk due to big bones and sore ankles. Sweat dripping down his forehead, he finds the will to live long enough to ban him and all the evil people who try to defend him. A hero was born.