I have this theory, that the things you see in porn are actually happening in a parallel universe, where dryers have such small doors that you constantly get stuck in them, and the render distance of clothes is so low, that you have to crawl into the fucking dryer to even see them, and everyone has stepsilblings, and a 50 cm (1.640420 ft) cock, and instead of money, you pay with sex.
But that’s just a theory,
a porn theory