Melody, pls, I keep getting rejected, you hath not fathom how much I hath mourned about this. The depression hath hit me, I am literally becoming the joker. He was rejected and mistreated by the society he lived in. That’s how I feel like right now. I have been constantly kept being rejected by many girls whom I hath a crush on. Please, I need help to cure this sadness. Please for the last time, free me by the manacles of depression and the treason of rejection and objection! For the last time (maybe), will you go out with me? This shall help me to answer my life’s question. Or I will die like Edgar Allen Poe, mysteriously laying on the floor and murmuring words and then he died after 3 minutes of murmuring. If you accept, I will be the happiest man in the world, if not, I will be like Frankenstein, girls people being scared of me. If you reject me, you will like me. Help my pp exploded. Be my Michelle Obama will you? I’m gay now because of you! You’re the reason why the lil buddy said the n word! Please, if you don’t want these bad things to happen, pls go out with me. You turn me on like a black light bulb! You’re the reason why I can’t walk! You’re the reason why I’m curvy!