Mountain Dew: The Next Generation
by Serenity Darkmoon Raven


Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was taking a shower this hot day.
She was naked, enjoying the water dripping over her wet, naked body.
She was washing the blood off her body from the recent monsters she had just killed.
…the water smoothly rolled over her firm breasts.
The blood driped off like whipped cream in the ocean.
…the water dripping down her Sausage wallet. “OwwwhhhOwwhhh” she said from the pleasure;
She had just finnished doing Bedroom rodeo using a knickers. She was dreaming of Hill billy joness manly lance pulsating inside her.
She was also singing “Like a Virgin” at the top of her voice

Then, suddenly, Hill billy jones paraglided in.
“Sorry I have to interupt you, naked in the shower, but we must go!”
“What? im taking a shower, Im naked, cant you see that?”
Hill billy jones could see that she was completely naked in the shower.
“yes, I can see that you are naked, in the shower” Hill billy jones said.
“But we must go…Satan is back!.”
“What not Satan!!!” she punched the wall out of her deep inner range.
“Yes!”
“Oh!”
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven got out of the shower and put some clothes onher hot steaming naked body.She wore a dress the same color as her eyes her father brought her from the city.
After she was no longer naked, they left to defeat Satan.

Along the way they summoned Fat, who joined them on their quest.
“I will join you on your quest to defeat Satan said Fat.
“Thanks for joining us on our quest,” said Hill billy jones;
“Yes, we need your help to defeat Satan” said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
So, Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven Hill billy jones and now Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven left by balloon for their epic quest to defeat the prince of all uglyness ……
Satan!
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Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Hill billy jones met with Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven in a nearby hanger
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn’t know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some Drinking 2 liters of Mountain Dew , maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

“Then there was that time I…Destroyed Fuckyouchans lamp!”
“oh, Hill billy jones! thats positively evil! and I should know!”
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven blackmailed a a Biochemist. Or the time Hill billy jones fooled a Astronaut into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Hill billy jones had ever thought possible.
As Hill billy jones was telling another story, He thought He saw Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven examining Him. Looking with..was that longing?
nah…couldn’t be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Hill billy jones felt something had changed that night, but wasn’t sure what.
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A/N I got bored with the story but then I read this really cool story about putting the characters in high school! It will be full of love and family issues and other cool stuff@

Satan is like the school bully but everyone likes Them. And Hill billy jones is like the loaner who just does snakeboard tricks on his own because no one likes him. It’s really unfair to Hill billy jones because he is really cool actually but no one at the school knows about his superpowers.

Hill billy jones was in class. He was paying well attention because Hill billy jones wanted to go to the best universities. But like always, annoying Satan was being an meany as always. They was annoying other people in class and the teacher but their rep protected them. Until Hill billy jones could take it no more.
Hill billy jones stood up and said: “Look, that you want to spend the rest of ur life in a call center aint my problem!”
Satan stopped and looked at hero with fury. Others in the class gasped. No one said that to Satan (althoguh everyone ws secrfetly thinking that).
Satan laughed and got up from their seat and grinned masly. “What do you want,pointdexter? are u here to tell me what to do, huh?”
Hill billy jones gulped. He had not thought of what to do next now.
But then Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven and Fat rized from tier seats too. Hill billy jones looked at them. they nodded back at him and with their arms crossed they looked like they could take Satan on!
And when Hill billy jones looked on his right, he saw that the teacher had hid himself behind the desk. Even the teacher thought it was suicide to confront Satan like this!
So Satan rose up and walked to Hill billy jones and they said: “I will see you after school. In my turf. U know where to find it!”
“I’ll be there, said Hill billy jones certain of himself!
And Satan left, leaving behind a trail of cold and shivers went down Hill billy jones’s spine. This wasn’t going to end well.
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Hill billy jones at that moment felt in his pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said He should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset…and he should bring Hill billy jones Jr.

Hill billy jones kept this secret as it was clearly just for Him.
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“Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!” Hill billy jones chuckled.

“You’re my one true friend, Hill billy jones, probably the best one I’ve had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
…And now that you’ve pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you.”

“You’re touching me. That’s not considered appropriate behavior,” Hill billy jones whispered, His bottom lip trembling while His limbs felt frozen.

“Maybe not. But I don’t think you’re going to stop me.” Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven stroked Her hand up Hill billy jones’s hip, and pulled His shirt from his trousers. Hill billy jones’s eyes fluttered shut when He felt Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven’s fingers touch the skin of His lower back. But He forced them open again and stared into Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven’s pretty eyes.

“I should stop you.” Hill billy jones knew He should. This was Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven. Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven! Could He dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn’t bother Hill billy jones nearly as much.

“Stop me,” Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, and made it sound like a dare.

Hill billy jones was all set to give Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven a glare, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.I mean sure, Hill billy jones had seen Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Hill billy jones now had. His eyes had been opened.Like He was seeing for the first time.Like the wool was no longer over His eyes.
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven’s soft legs.
Her nice Buds.
Her very agreeable pony tail.
Her….Bush.


In point of fact, Hill billy joness mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.
Other parts of Him might have been wet too.
It dripped on Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven didn’t seem to mind Hill billy joness fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Her was fine it seemed. “ewww” She said but half way it turned to a “owwwwwww”.
“owwwwwww”!
It was a “owwwwwww” of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven opened her mouth wider for stuff to drip into.

They kissed eachother softly. Hill billy jones whispering sweat nothings into Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Ravens ear.
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven and Hill billy joness bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.
It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere…even when there wasn’t!

They then practiced lots and lots of sex
Once they had finished practicing, they were experts!


After they had finished – with big grins on their faces and embarrassed, they decided to go home and never speak of this again
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So they defeated Satan and everyone was satisfied!

Satan: what do you mean, it’s not over yet?! I’m invincible!
Hill billy jones: No No, back into your casket!
Satan: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!my flesh tower wont fit!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!
Hill billy jones: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!
Satan: Well I’m gonna steal your cake!
Hill billy jones: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?
Satan: mhuahahaha, life isn’t worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Hill billy jones: OK, Ur right, life isn’t worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!
Fat: chotto mate-ah!
Satan: huh ;^_^;
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven: domo desu-ka @_@?
Hill billy jones: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
Fat: well, I want you, how about that?
Fat winked at Hill billy jones, but wasn’t into that sort of shit.
But Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was all hot ‘n that, Hill billy jones thought. So
Left the fanfic and looked for a nice bed to crawl into together and maybe more Hill billy jones: Oh definitely more, I’m going to rip your clothes off and plunge my Pig skin bus into you over and over again until you explode in pleasure and swet.

Author: well, looks like they’ll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
Satan: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end