Last night I had the most worthwhile dream in weeks. I just walked around until I realized my pickle was gone/smaller/halved in size and I had a vagina in it’s place. Not only that, a rose-like lump of vagina-insides bulged out of it. I think there is a proper name for them though they are supposed to only get out of assholes like a fleshy rose. Interestingly, I had this ”flesh-rose” both in my pussy AND asshole, so half of it made sense I guess. I then, for whatever reason asked my dad why I had those slightly painful bulgin’ flesh-roses. He said it was a puberty thing that just happened around this time. And even more strangely, I already somehow ”knew” the answer to the question, but asked regardless what it was. Then I woke up and noticed my ass and dick were normal again. What an experience. Interestingly, on reddit I saw some porn about those ass-roses a week or so ago on r/enoughinternet. Pretty sure that must’ve contributed to the dream when it comes to the rose part. The rest of it? Well, I did read a comic about Pokémon where a Glaceon changed gender on some furry website (I’m not a furry, I read it out of curiosity of the plot solely) so that might explain the me having a vagina-part.

Interestingly, I discovered both the rose-part and the gender-change part on r/enoughinternet. Maybe I’ve literally had too much internet. Who knows.