Now listen here youtube, I am a straight white male, and you have been recommending thigh high stockings for the past 6 months. First thing I want to ask is, what the fuck? Do I look like some dick gargling femboy to you? Do you think so little of me? I have been drowning in pussy from the day I was born, and you think you can just waltz into my ad section and get me to purchase thigh highs like a submissive cuck begging to be bred by someone’s massive dick?! I will not tolerate such harassment youtube, you have crossed me for the LAST FUCKING TIME. You better sleep with one eye open bitch, because I’m coming for you.

That being said, they are pretty cute.