What if you catch covid-19 from some douchebag, who isnt wearing a mask, screaming and spitting in your face?… and after a long excruciatingly painful stay in the hospital, you pass away and wake up on a metal bed, hooked up to wires, and see Toddroll standing over you saying,
“You’re finally awake! …Come help us fight!”
Then you look around and see the anti-vax children in maga hats fighting off reptillian overlords with DMT infused big macs as cake starts spewing out of the reptilians like blood. The reptilians say,
“That fuckin Covid 19 glitched released another prisoner from their simulation, wtf is happening?!”
and you realize they only wanted to help us all along…
#jebbushdid911 #711wasanoutsidejob #itsalwaysbeencake #simulation #staywoke #mikkyDs #allhailthereptillianoverlords #iliketurtles #antivax