Wow.

Woooow!

Wow.

So you guys are so into yourselves, like you are so committed to censoring innocent people that you’re just gonna go and try to get my Patreon deleted now.

Oh you have an opinion of me, so you’re just gonna try and ruin my entire career.

Really.

Is that what you’re going to do.

Oh I’m sorry, the FBI never showed up.

Oh I’m sorry, the cops are all about onion boy because turns out, didn’t break a single law.

So what do we do?

“Oh well our opinions have been invalidated so many times on him that we’re gonna disable his Patreon!”

Wow.

Wow, you would really do that.

YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT!

*screech*

You TRIED to do the FBI, didn’t work!

You TRIED to do the police, didn’t work!

So instead, you resort to the paycheck!

And you got it! YOU GOT IT!

All my patrons have been *deleted*!

Are you happy now?!

*gasp, followed by exasperating screams*

Is this what you want, huh? Is this wha…you want a total *meltdown*?!

Do you like kombucha? I *love* kombucha!

Wooo! Wooo! Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo! Ooo! Wooo!

Drinks like pee and smells even worse!

Woooooo! Wooo wooo *oh my Patreon’s deleted*! Wooo! *My Patreon*! Mooo mooo!

What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do now? WHAT AM I GONNA DO? NYEEEAH NYEAH WHAT AM I GONNA DO? NYEEH WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

I’M COVERED IN KOMBUCHA AND I HAVE NO MORE PATREON!

*desperate sobbing followed by dry heaving*

YOU DID THIS TO ME! ALL OF YOUOOOOOOOEEAHGGHGH!