Object: SCP-7142
Class Retarded

Special Containment Procedures: Scp 7142 must be kept in a 1×1 square room with a large flatscreen television that plays porn 24/7 The tv must be on at all times or else scp 7142 Will explode into a pile of shit

Description: scp 7142 is a guy who sits in a 1×1 square room full of [REDACTED] it’s known to the foundation that this scp is simply retarded, their name before was [REDACTED] but then Doctor [REDACTED] Told Them to change it. If anyone comes in contact with scp 7142, then scp 7142 will shove a traffic cone up your ass.

Addendum SCP-7142-1: if you don’t suck scp 7142 penis, he will don’t do it to you at all

Interview with SCP-7142:
Doctor [REDACTED]: Hello my boy
SCP-7142: SHUT UP I’M WATCHING LEABIAN PORN
Doctor [REDACTED]: Ok
* leaves *

Note: OMG THIS IS MY MASTERPIECE GUYS. HOPE YALL ENJOYED MY OPUS MAGNUM SCP!!!! 50 VOTES AND I WILL MAKE SEQUEL!!! 😎😎😎❤️😱😱

Credit goes to Discord user Pumken Knight (I’ve just improved it a little bit)