Talk about a sausagefest. Where all the bitches at? I ain’t seen one damn alien broad on one damn planet. What good is exploring the universe if I can’t holla at some big-assed, 4-titty bitch that don’t understand a word I’m saying? “You have learned the Vy’keen word for: traveler” Yeah? What about the Vy’keen word for “fuckstick” or “cum”. Yeah, I got a Special Relationship with Vy’keen and nice horns and all playa but I don’t swing that way. The only Special Relationship I’m about is one with my dick and some Vy’keenie shortie.

Keep an eye out space pimps. You spot any squirrel out there, hit me up with some coordinates and shit. And remember. You ain’t colonizin’ shit if you ain’t colonizin’ some poontang.

See y’all niggas in the stars.

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(x-post from /r/nomansskythegame)