I worked on a ranch one summer taking care of dairy cows 🐄 and I’ll tell ya something about baby cows: they give the best blowjobs ur ever gonna get. See, a mother cow’s udders are about the same size as a dick, so its just instict for a calf to latch on and start sucking, AND BOY DO THEY SUCK, like bois, they REALLY want the jizz 😩 I had a favorite, her name was 852 and she absolutely adored me ❤ and would get soooo excited when i came around for my routine morning “milking” 💦💦💦 (oh gawd, im getting a massive boner just typing this) She was such a good girl.

So dont eat cows.