Sorry for any misspellings, but english is not my native language. So for starters I was at a charity event giving blood to orphan kidney trauma victims, and simultaneously organizing the largest eastern united states food drive in history. After 22 years of servicing local communities I was offered this position by two nuns sent by the pope. They told me that I have been nominated for the award and that the Vatican will pay for my airfare. However, I refused and said to give the money to aids research and that I am needed here to prevent child slavery. The nuns were disappointed and urged me to reconsider. So guys, Am I The Asshole?

Edit: Wow this blew up I cannot believe all the kind comments I am getting.

Edit 2: For the guys saying this is fake, you are horrible people abusing a philanthropist.

Edit 4: THANKS FOR THE ALL THE AWARDS KIND STRANGERS.