So if you didn’t know, baking soda eliminates BO, I’ve been using it for a while and it legitimately works. It has no scent and gets rid of any that might be there. So today I was thinking,”if it works for the pits it’ll work for the balls”. Second worst mistake of my life. Turns out baking soda is VERY good at removing moisture. So good that there’s a pool of water beneath my now dry balls in my underwear. It feels as though my voluptuous jewels have shifted from a gusting river to a flaky and painful desert. It is almost as though the BAKING soda has gone through the liberty, of baking my balls. The pure agony when the shifting any lower extremities rubs fabric on the now beet colored skin could only be described as torture. I warn thee.

TL;DR put baking soda on my balls, now they dry af.