I had a buddy get drunk and swallow a foam dinosaur pill. It did NOT go well. He had to bear down on it til it peeked, then grab it and pull it out of his ass. It was like this….giant foam turd that was supposed to be a dinosaur. It ripped his ass coming out.

Granted this was after 4-5 days of serious constipation.

Edit: Shittasaurus Rex for the win! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit2: He ate it on a dare. He called me a few days later asking for me to come over…said he needed help. I come over and he’s in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet in tears telling me he hasn’t shit in days. He has this thing prairie dogging but it won’t come out. Since we’re best friends, he called me because he needs someone to get a hold of it while he’s bearing down on it. I was like…ummmm…I’ll hang out and give you moral support but you’re gonna have to do this yourself man. We debate this concept for a bit…he finally accepts my answer. I end up standing by the door while he slowly grunts, cries, and pulls this whole fucking foam dinosaur out of his ass. It looked like a giant foam turd….with some blood. Ass was ripped or something. He did end up at a doc’s office and had an awkward conversation but all in all…he survived with only minor scarring.