Tell him that i will very passionately rub cum powder on his doormat each day and when he finally takes the cum to the police so they can trace the dna back to me i will replace my legal name with get trolled and theyre gonna tell you that the man placing cum powder on your doorstep each day is called “get trolled” and then the judge’s look on the trial would be epic as i epically troll the entire courthouse before being sentenced to 10 years in prison where i can be taken advantage of at every moment