One word: Damn this is good content! Oh sorry that was four words too much, oops! But you know what? That doesn’t really matter, because if I’m gonna be real, one word isn’t enough to describe how big of an masterpiece this really is. In all of my 11 years on this platform this easily makes into the top ten lists of post I’ve ever seen. Hell this even made me laugh out loud so much that I spat out my milk all over my antique fir table that I now got to clean. Well thank you for saving my bad day OP but perhaps you made this post a little too good if that is even possible. And I mean literally. You know that table was expensive. Now I got milk stenches on it, before that it was in perfect condition. That’s kind of an asshole move OP? Just ruining peoples expensive belongings for no reason? I would call that a true r/entitledpeople moment, please explain yourself. Well I guess I can still forgive you a bit for all the karma I’m going to get. The users on that sub as well as on r/fuckyoukaren is gonna love this story. The karma kind of evens out the real life expenses for saving the table. And as a true Reddit veteran with a yearly Reddit Premium subscription and who’s also both an receiver and giver of 4x Reddit gold, 1x Reddit Platinum and countless of other awards I’m used to paying for online points. Thank you very much OP!