Sir, this Cadet Candidate has jerked himself off 8 times today, Once in the Fantail, Once in the Messdeck, Once in Chartwells, two times in this C/C’s room, and three times in class just like you asked Sir. Sir, this C/C has also prepared for his Piss drawer inspection and had made sure to get it golden just as you like Sir. Sir if all is in order and accounted for, then is this Cadet Candidate ready for that regimental Cock as promised Sir? Oh Sir it’s so big!