Steve Harvey: “we asked 100 people what is the male reproductive organ?” Contestant: “penis” SH: “A WUH??? HUH??” Audience erupts into laughter, Steve Harvey grabs onto the podium to support himself, laughter gets even louder “oh Lordy…” one man goes into cardiac arrest and others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard. SH: “YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP!” Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls. The universe begins to rapidly close in on itself. SH: (puts on a weary voice) survey says… the board shows 100 for penis. Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it will come to an end.