I hate the French. I swear to god the only thing worse than them using baguettes as dildos is their fucking stupid accents. “Ho ho, we we, how you say, where is cafe?” Like fuck off cunt you get pissed when we mispronounce Je veaux as “Je Veaux” instead of “Je veu” and you want me to not get pissed at you twirling your retarded moustache as you mispronounce this language that is somehow, in someway, based of fucking yours. Not to mention your fucking audacity to act like your the biggie cheese when the only important thing you’ve ever done is surrender to some inbred German guy with 1 testicle who can’t grow a moustache, and invent brioche, which by the way, LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE could have done. Calling French people “people” is an over statement. Goddamn those snail eating, frog leg munching, moustache twirling sons of bitches make me want to eviscerate myself like a fucking samurai in the 1500’s after cheating in a game of shogi.


/s if you couldn’t tell from baguette dildos