Listen up, you fur-loving freaks! Your obsession with dressing up as animals and pretending to be something you’re not is just downright pathetic. Are you so desperate for attention that you resort to prancing around in fur suits? Newsflash, you’re not cute or adorable, you’re just a bunch of grown adults with a fetish for anthropomorphic creatures.

I can’t help but laugh at your absurd fascination with foxes, wolves, and all things fuzzy. Is your life so unfulfilling that you need to escape into a fantasy world where you can be a “cute” animal? Get a grip, you deluded weirdos!

And let’s not forget about your weird obsession with yiffing. Seriously, what the actual fuck? The fact that you get off to cartoon animals engaging in sexual acts is beyond disturbing. I can only imagine the depths of your depravity and how messed up your internet search history must be.

Oh, and the so-called “fursuit conventions” you attend? It’s like a gathering of socially awkward rejects who think they’re part of some exclusive club. Newsflash, nobody outside your little furry bubble gives a shit about your escapades. It’s all just a sad attempt to escape reality and find validation in a community that accepts your strange fetish.

So go ahead, continue to parade around in your animal costumes, engage in your creepy role-playing fantasies, and plaster your furry artwork all over the internet. Just remember, the rest of us normal people are laughing at you, not with you.