Bees are crawling into my urethra, they want to make it their new hive I guess. Whatever, feels pretty good. I wonder if it has something to do with my prostate cancer. Or maybe it has something to do with my pre-on set diabetes and they like the smell of my urine. My piss is oddly blue, probably from the bleach and tampon smoothie i’ve been chuggin’ every mornin’. I sometimes wonder if Jesus loves me… I jerk off to pictures of him. I really love Jesus, but my pastor says that I love him the wrong way. I do things for the Father i’m not supposed to tell my parents… like drink his melted lemon gumdrops. They taste like pizza. I wonder what would happen if tried sticking a wine bottle up my butthole, I’m scared that it could break, but it could feel good too. I stuck a flashlight under my ballsack. I could see all the veins in my testies through my skin. I like it when I fold my nuts over my member, and let go to see my rod flop out. My mommy told me to stop screwing all the farm animals, but I kept doing it until my dick broke. I have a nest of possum babies living in between my butt cheeks. The doc said that if I get rid of them I might not get dangue fever, but they’re so cute! I wonder if dad is an alien pretending to be my real dad. It would explain why my ass hurts. I would be okay if my daddie was an alien, but it would be a disaster if he was an android! Oh well. It’s not like theres anything I can do about it. I’m chained to this blasted wheelchair. If only Nixon had the balls to nuke those gooks; I wouldn’t be trapped in my parents care with no legs! If only I had a dime for everytime I saw a dirty jew swindel someone out of their hard earned money… I would’ve been an oil meiser. Well it’s beddie bie time for me! Nighty Night! Goodnight! I hope momma let’s me have some of her warm milky wilky! It helps me get sleepy… OH! Better yet! A bed time story from daddy!