One day autismo got tired of stalking and killing people who call other people retards or use bricks as weapons so he decided to take a vacation. he went to a ghost pizzeria so no one would throw bricks at him, then he saw a sign that said “BRICK oven pizza” so he got the FEELING again. but then he saw a sign that said “Dr. Gym is IN!” so he felt better. if u don’t remember Dr. Gym was autismo’s very nice gym teacher who taught autismo all about how to tie his shoelaces and unzip zippers. every day Dr .gym would pay EXTRA attention to AutisSMO in the locker room after class. Dr. Gym used to play some ball in college so Lets just say that dr. gym knows his way around a ball or two ;))

So Autismo found dr. gym. as soon as he saw his boy autismo dr. gym IMMEDIATELY dropped his pickle and mayo pizza and said “yo what the fuck?” Ausiitmos said “hello doctor.” So Mr Gym responded, “enough chitchat autismo. i’m getting you a job at a nuclear power plant”. Autismo said, “but i’m fucking dead.” Mr gym said, “ it’s ok autismo. i’ll bring you back to life. all you have to do is do exactly what you did in third grade and suck my balls.” mr. gym then pulled two ghost ping pong balls out of his ghost pocket. Autismo took the balls and put them in his ghost mouth. dr. gym then took out two MORE balls and shoved them up autismo’s THICC ghost ass. Autismo then passed out, but before he fell he heard someone say, “remember autismo, it’s not gay if the balls don’t touch.”

Autismo woke up at a desk in front of a control panel at a nuclear power plant. “WOWEE!” autismo holla’d as he shoved a tasty donut up his nose. autismo didn’t even have the time to look at all the sick new pokemon cards he found in his pocket before he heard a VV LOUD beeping noise that sounded JUST like one of his coveted victory screeches. Autismo started crying but then Dr. Gym then appeared as a force ghost next to autismo, and he said, “autismo. it’s an alarm you fucking retard.. it’s u HAVE to press the big red button, like, ASAP”. AUTISMO was MAD but he didnt know which color was red because he never learned his colors!!!! so dr. jim said “dammit autismo, it’s the one on the left” But autismo also dindnt know his left from his right so he just pressed all of the buttons. pepsi ran into autismos control room with a brick and says “who the fuck is this guy? I’m gonna beat you with a brick” autismo said “pespi? i thought u were dead boi.” so pepsi said “no i’m not you fucking retard.” so autismo got the FEELING again.

the nuclear reactor then exploded, so everyone in a 5 MILLION mile radius died except for autismo and also autismo’s real dad, who both survived due to retard strength. because of the radiation autismo became SUPERautismo,, now with the ability to add and subtract single digit numbers and grow his fingernails at TWICE the rate of the average Australian male. autismo then decided to use his new math skills to build a time machine so he could pass his math test he got a 49 on.

TO BE CONTINUED