So one day I was browsing Reddit, and I saw a post that said “look at your penis”. I was a girl so I couldn’t, so I recall all the porn I have watched over the years. But I couldn’t remember any. So then I went to pornhub and searched up “gay sex”. I saw a penis and I recalled all of my memories. But thing is, I then recalled the memories of a game called “Among Us”. I remembered the crewmates. The stupid looking little dudes. I smirked to myself. But then, I realized that the imposter is sus. I looked at the impostor. I looked at the penis. I looked at the impostor. I looked at the penis. Impostor, penis. Impostor, penis. I kept on switching back and forth until it merged into one thing.

AMOGUS.

Immediately, I started orgasming so hard I broke my chair. I fell onto the floor, in immense pain while blood mixed with fluid leaked from my vagina. I crawled to my phone, which was charging, screaming “AMOGUS” and “HELP ME, PLEASE!”. I was home alone and so I couldn’t get help from anyone. I crawled and crawled, leaving a trail of red/white liquid. I finally got to my phone in the next room, and quickly dialed 911. I told them my situation, and they didn’t believe me. I told them to “come over really quickly, it was an emergency”. Finally, they arrived. By then, people were complaining about noise and they called the police after hearing me moan in pain. When they came, I felt so relieved. But I saw their badges, and it looked like one thing.

AMOGUS.

My organs immediately burst, which led me to throw up blood mixed with chunky organ matter. I died two days later in the hospital, as my family mourned over me.

(I made this in the middle of the night, don’t ask what was going through my head at that time.)