i did the same thing with a squirrel and a slingshot. I was like “dude bet i can’t hit that squirell” and i pulled back and nailed that motherfucker right in the noodle. it fell of its branch about 15 or 20 feet and landed on a rock on its noodle (two noodle strikes) and the dude starts SEIZING. Just like spastically fuckin squirming. Me and my friend were in shock from my deadly quickscoping skills and decide to call his mom and say that a squirrel fell from a tree and is now having a seizure. We carry the now extremely brain damaged squirrel through the park, and this part still terrifies me to this day. Within about 20 feet of me and friend on both flanks, all the other squirrels in the park (a shit ton for whatever reason) gathered around us and watched us carry away their friend. They hid behind branches and exposed tree roots, but everywhere i looked there were squirrel heads, watching, always watching in shocked distain and sadness. i swear on YEEZY that that part is true, there must have been at least 50 of those fuckers. Anyways, my friend and i walk the quickscoped rodent back to his backyard where we place him in the grass and his mom promptly names him Skippy (the shittiest normiest name you could ever name anything wtf.) We give Skippy some nuts and blue berries but he still lacks the motor function to to stand on his legs so he’s kind of just rolling around on the ground. Me and my friend shrug and go back inside and play some Battlefront 2 on the ps2. we wish skippy all the best even tho he is kind of a dipshit for getting rekt by a 12 or 13 yo at range. After hours of destroying rebel scum we check on skippy. He’s still fucked in the head but, he’s just laying there accepting it. He had eaten like a blueberry and a nut. “Good job skippy,” we say and then we go back inside and start up some more bf2. We play into the early early morning and crash. We wake up and play a little more, eat breakfast, then i go outside to check on skippy. Skippy is on both sides of the yard at once. Gangbanged by crows and wasps.

I quickscoped a squirrel in the noodle, it fell to the ground and became fully retarded, his friends watched the whole thing, and i led him to 10-20 hours (prolly a fuck ton of squirrel time) of brutally painful existence, which was ended with him being both conscious and defenseless as he was ripped apart by scavengers.


so anyway the point is i hope the new battlefront game will be good.


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http://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/6o56sm/anon_kills_a_ducc/dkfcyty