As the week goes on, my soul slowly leaves my body. My senses perpetually weakens and eventually dies. By Tuesday night, I lost all sense of taste and color drains from my sight; all I see is gray. Then there, on the horizon of me_irl. A champion emerges to save my sanity. As I open the link and see our hero announce that it is indeed, “Wednesday my dudes”, I release a tremendous and voluminous orgasm that revives my body and give me reason to live for another week.

[Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/6vghot/comment/dm03p16?st=J6P9EDMB&sh=bd3d6057)