I didn’t ask your sexual habits or the fact that the only way you can get off is by totalling expensive cars, nobody asked you that Todd, nobody wanted to know that vehicular manslaughter is your greatest sexual thrill, why would you even bring it up? Look, do whatever you gotta do to afford your next ultimate danger wank, timing the crescendo of your sexual pleasure with the moment of impact, I don’t care! Just why Skyrim Monopoly? Why Todd, why?
Like, slapping a license on something I get. It could’ve been Skyrim Risk or whatever, just… why Skyrim Monopoly? It doesn’t make any sense. That’s what’s so deranged about you, you know that?