Okay guys so im coming out, im a furry. I really don’t undertand why everyone is soooo worked up about my kind >.<. I just like to dress up and ram my pee pee down some other person’s furry butthole. And so what if I post it on PornHub, I just want to show off my awesome hobby. Most people don’t realise what I’m going through, I’m actually pretty depressed and getting into my fur suit is the only thing that makes me happy, that and XXXTENTACION, he is so cool and his depressing songs make me happy, but for some reason he hasn’t been producing music recently I would really like to know why. Anyway, the reason I have kept my fursona secret is because my dad once caught me beating it to some homosexual yiffs. Then of course, he got the cane, and for I while I considered giving up being a furry. I pondered it for a while, then I decided I would pack up my vibrator and my fursuit and run away from home, however we had no suitcases so I had to just ram everything I wanted to take up my butthole (thankfully it was loose from all the anal sex I had been having from my furry friends Owo). Well, luckily there was a furcon 20 minutes away and I went to meet all my cutie furry friends xD. We ended up having a massive gay orgy, it was so fun ;). Sadly, all my furry friends are mad at me because my penis is slightly bigger than theirs, and doesn’t quite fit their tight little assholes ;<. I don’t even care Im not even jealous. And now to make it worse, while I was using my vibrator the battery acid dripped into my anus Dx. But on the bright side I now have three massive tumours in my anal cavity and everytime I take a shit the tumours half pop out its SO CUTE because it is like tumour-chan wants to say Hi to me :3. But to make everything EVER WORSE the hospital nerds say that they have to remove TUMOUR-CHAN or else I will die in two days or whatever. But that’s okay because that gives me enough time to watch Shrek 2 30.9677419355 times.