Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends, I was one of my friends.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless, I think it had something to do with a movie. Then this bus s c r e e c h e ch ch SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Dish with Chish” shirts climbed out and started peating him. up. I was PUNCHED and kunched and kicked, and kicked a bit too, and chicken bits too. After figuring out what’s happening, I died.

After figuring out what’s happening, I started a panic attack, getting off. hmm. but i managed to avoid lion rotation by going full faces. He was quite jinjure but I called 911 and I called 711 and I called my mom and I called everyday and I called the hospital. I was fine, with only a cup- hah, ah, atchoo ! Down with sneeze.