I bought a 12 pack of toilet paper over a year ago and still have 8 rolls remaining. The majority were used to blow my nose. I hop in the shower immediately after poopooing and spread my ass cheeks let the water and old spice “champion” body wash cleanse my demons. I have the cleanest ass in my country. I leave the door open because I love the smell of my poo and let it waft throughout my house. I live alone I don’t give a fuck. Besides after 30 minutes the wonderful smell dissipates. Come at me.

Also I never poo other places because my body knows at home is the best place and the urge to poo never hits me outdoors. I don’t have diarrrrrhea because i give my body good diet.