I stared up at the freshly dusted fan and couldn’t help but lust after it. I quickly went and grabbed a ladder from the garage and set it up. I unbuttoned my pants and started to ascend to the zenith of pleasure. I feel the cool air of the ceiling fan blow on my dick. “I’m ready.” I muttered. I proceed to slowly raise my cock, which is now rock hard, into the spinning blades of the fan. The rhythmic thwack of flesh on wood is like music to my ears. Each blade pass sending pain and ecstasy through my throbbing member. I eye the small chain that dangles from the fan and wonder if it would work as an anal bead With my dong spinning around the blades like a rubber band, I raise my ass towards the small chain. I insert it into my asshole with a loud moan and proceed to cum all over the blades, making me even more horny. The fresh semen spreads along the fan blades and begins to flick off and paint parts of my wall a milky white. The scent of mushrooms begins to fill the air circulating around the room. For a moment I lose my balance on the ladder and the blades begin to slap my ass like a father disciplining their toddler. The rush of adrenaline from the blades smacking my asscheeks makes me horny enough to cum again, this time all over my cat who has just entered the room and received a sniper shot of my massive nut to the left eye. He shrieks in pure horror and runs out of the room, but i don’t care. the pleasure I am experiencing is beyond his understanding. I slip off the ladder and pucker my asshole. I hang from the chain inside my asshole like a bat. The chain clicks and the fan begins to stop spinning. Now, finally, the fan is ready for me to penetrate its inner oiled bits. I insert my dick into the fans internals, the electronics and other parts scraping my dick like a cheese grater, but i don’t care. my blood play fetish came in handy, and the pain of my dick scraping against the inside parts of the fan makes me cum over and over again. this continues for hours on end, until the walls are painted a new coat of white. The room now smells like salty coins and milk, a delightful scent. My cat has fallen under cardiac arrest and died of shock, but weaklings die, big deal. Today was a wonderful day. I can’t wait to do it again. As I go to remove my dick from the inner machine I realize that my softened member has been sucked up to the gears….. the fan does not want me to leave it. I have become one with my love. I’m happy as I spin from the ceiling with my love.