so cordoroy(who googled voluntaryism) decide to take his lil ass up in dem bed sheets at some ghetto ass strip mall to test out his mattress til some punk ass cop come outta no where are try to detain his ass but cordoroy being a law abidin citizen knew his god damn rights and stuck em right to that cop
cop: how’d you get up here?”
cordoroy: DAMN BROTHA SHEATH UR FLASHLIGHT I AIN’T REACHIN FOR NO ID
cop: I was just wonder-
cordoroy: I SAID IS I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?!
cop: well I’m actually a private night guard, so you’re free to go if you haven’t stolen anything
cordoroy: SHIEEET man i apologize i real do man u know i’was bout to whip dat