My friend told me about Reddit, so I thought in my mind, “Wait he’s a normie?” then I asked, “Hey bro, isn’t Reddit for normies?” so his 200 IQ steps in and replies blatantly, “No, it’s for Rick & Morty fans and weebs.” I looked at his eyes for a second, then I knew what he really meant. I saw his eyes with anger and him trying not to say “REEE” I really felt touched, so I decided to spread my legs, with passion. He didn’t agree more so he gave me the pleasure. As he was thrusting, I felt the knowledge flowing into my anal cavity all the way to my 3D printed brain, then I said, “You really do need a high IQ to understand Rick & Morty.”

(Trent, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry.)