I’ve been commando for I don’t know how many years now and not one single time have I ever come close to zipping my jewels. I don’t know what y’all’s nervous systems are like but my melocotones are sensitive as frick and the desire to not chomp my delicate scrotum in the teeth of a zipper is pretty strong. Don’t want your shit zipped? Don’t stick your nuts in a zipper. What the fuck are people in such a hurry about that they can’t pay attention for the half a second it takes to verify their nuts are not in the path of the zipper? And how fuckin fast are y’all’s zipping that you actually manage to get your stuff *in* the zip? Damn